dung puncher Share definition Flag Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh. Look at that Michael Barrymore- another bloody dung puncher. dung puncher by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the dung puncher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch