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duncan hines 

the act of being drunk and high at the same time
"dude im so drunk and so high, im drunk and high...IM DUNCAN HINES!!"
duncan hines by JOEBEV October 13, 2008

duncan hines 

Baking cakes, a.k.a, avoiding your friends in order to homebody it with your girlfriend, or do otherwise undesirable tasks your friends would look down upon in order to impress your girlfriend.
Dave basically works at Duncan Hines with the amount of time he is spending with his girlfriend.
duncan hines by Brad Plaza December 24, 2007

duncan hines 

I was telling my hoe about my WWII days and she was giving me a duncan hines
duncan hines by hot nurse September 28, 2004

Duncan Hines 

Shitting oneself while riding public transportation and trying to conceal the chocolate cake batter-like excrement oozing down your leg from other passengers until you can get off at the next stop.
Those watered down Anchor Steams, Gilroy Garlic Fries and Say Hey! Willie Mays Sausages had my stomach on the warpath, so I left the Giants game in the 7th inning, but I didn't make it home...I totally did a duncan hines on that train. I knew I should have flagged down a cab instead of taking MUNI.

I was really into this girl, but after we left the bar and hopped on the street car to head to my place, she dropped a duncan hines move! She was so embarrassed, she just pulled the cord and jumped out at the next stop and I never saw her again.

Duncan Hines  

Duncan Hines - n. Play on words for having anal sex. "Dunking Hinds", "Dunk in Hinds". Coined for the moist characteristics of the cake brand Duncan Hines and female posterior.
All these girls in here man! I feel like Duncan Hines tonight!
Duncan Hines by k_cool September 28, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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