dumpster pump
dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019
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Dumpster Pump
Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.
Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
Dumpster Pump by Potatogenic June 8, 2019
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Dumpster Pump
Dumpster Pump : To Pump Dumpsters
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
A phrase that was made popular by the alt right white nationalist with a 147 IQ known as Owen Benjamin. Owen has a large cult following of homosexual supporters who refer to themselves as bears who not only preach the bear lifestyle but also live it day to day. Their preference for large hairy gay men as well as being outcasts themselves, forced them to sneak around and perform sexual acts with other bears in discreet locations. This usually led them to pumping each other behind dumpsters of old crack motels. When asked what happens if there is a homeless man sleeping behind the dumpster Owen simply replied ' The more the merrier is logos'.
Owen being so hi IQ allowed him to discover that if you strap on a pair of roller skates before you pump, it provides you with a clean getaway once you spray the evil out. It also allows him to be able to just glide in with no lube.
Owen has been knighted Sir Pumper of Dumpsters by Tommy Robinson
ex 1: I can't wait for the annual big bear meet up at the flat earth festival this year. There is going to be a lot of dumpster pumping going on.
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
ex 2:
Bear 1: 'Hi I'm a bear'
Bear 2: 'Me to...wanna pump?'
Bear 1:'Obviously'
Owen ' My dumpster is sore from all the pumping this weekend. Crowder came over'
Dumpster Pump by Teddy Spaghetti June 12, 2019
dumpster pumpster
When you've got your girl's legs up in the air, goin' at it with a fever, and it slips out of one hole and into the other, without skipping a beat.
Man, me and Barb was doin' the dirty, and I didn't even know that it was a dumpster pumpster until she started howlin'!
dumpster pumpster by indyjeepman July 30, 2017
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