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Cum guzzling dumpster monkey

An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.

monkey dumpster 

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
monkey dumpster by msterls7 January 26, 2017

money dumpster 

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.
q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.
money dumpster by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017