Dumpany

Unwanted company that enters a public bathroom after you have already begun an embarrassingly loud or smelly bowl movement

"Sorry about the smell, I wasn't expecting dumpany."

The first few minutes were great, but then I had to be more courteous because some dumpany sat down in the stall next to me."

Dumpany by QuintoCT September 22, 2015

dumpany

a dump taken while on the clock at work

I just got paid for a dumpany. PS they really got their money's worth.

dumpany by Viso November 29, 2010

Dumpany

That special person that is willing to sit with you and provide much needed moral support during the most trying of bowel movements.

I took the widest crap of my life yesterday, I'm not sure I could've got through it without Jessica there providing some awesome dumpany

Dumpany by Mat a tat tat January 2, 2012

Dumpany

When someone is in the bathtub/shower and another person sits upon the toilet for the purpose of taking a dump.

Angela thought she would shower some until her husband came in for some dumpany.

Dumpany by Juan Johan October 1, 2017

company dumpany 

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

company dumpany by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

dumpan 

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.

See how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? Whatta dumpan!

dumpan by dirTsamoan July 1, 2003