dummy mission 

a wild goose chase. to chase after a goal impossible or difficult to achieve.

man this girl got me on a dummy mission...i cant find her g spot for nothin

dummy mission by mischief August 7, 2003

dummy mission 

When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.

Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.

dummy mission by Victory1 December 4, 2022

Dummy mission 

Going out solo or, with friends and everything turns bad.

The party last night was a dummy mission since the police got called.

Dummy mission by Cypher375 August 8, 2019

Dummy mission 

This is when a female calls a guy over to come over her place to have sex even especially late at night and giving them the wrong address. As the years got on and the girls got smarter they re-route guys that are rich and got great cars and bling jewelry to get rob and car jack by their real boyfriends.

Girl don’t send me on no dummy mission. Don’t give me your phone number if you not seriously about giving me a chance for us to get married one day. Don’t waste my time thinking I want to love you just to fuck you one time Amen.

Dummy mission by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

[dummy mission] 

the act of going about solo or with friends
aimlessly until something to do is found.

"there has to be a party somewhere, trust me"

"jus drop me off man we been on a dummy mission for 2 hours"

[dummy mission] by dee beee January 24, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019