dumbass disease 

it is something you were born with, and it shows up when you reach your highest level of dumbass possible

Paul just realized he has the dumbass disease.

dumbass disease by smartass (: August 26, 2009

Dumbass disease 

When a person is dumb and fail a lot of things, they have dumbass disease

Son: I failed again
Dad: that’s your 7th time you failed, you must have dumbass disease

Dumbass disease by Twiggy on urban December 24, 2019

dumbass disease 

in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.

The president has dumbass disease.

dumbass disease by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019

neuclear dumbass disease 

When your retarded

Have you seen my brother bilo he has some kind of neuclear dumbass disease in his brain

neuclear dumbass disease by Swampshrek November 16, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019