dumb clogs Share definition Flag The opposite of clever clogs. Frequently used as a comeback from being called a clever clogs. Alec: You're a clever clogs aren't you then?Sebastian: Well aren't you a dumb clogs? dumb clogs by fghd123 December 3, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the dumb clogs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch