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duffle bagging

A form of autoerotic asphyxiation in which an individual is zipped up and optionally padlocked in a large carryall, preferably from The North Face.
Hey, did you hear about that maths wiz code-breaker from MI6 who died while duffle bagging in his safe house flat in Pimlico?

Duffel Baggin'-it 

The act of "shoving" or strategically placing your flaccid/semi-plump penis into an already stale vagina. This simulates stuffing smelly, wrinkled cloths into a duffel bag that's too small. This uninspired state of one's floppy member is known by many names. However ,this concentrates solely on act, of "Dufflin'"
Lizzy- "Is it...?...Is it in?....."

(Troy's inner monologue- "........I'm just gunna Duffel Bag-it.....she won't know the difference, especially after that Xanax kicks in.")

Troy - "uhm........Gettin' there......."(intermittent breaths, dripping sweat, chapped lips and dry pussy)

Duffel Baggin'-it

Duffelbagging 

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.
Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026