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Do the fucking most
Dtfm by Kayyybooo April 21, 2018
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DTFM (not to be confused with DTMFA) is an acronym that stands for Dating Tips for the Feminist Man, a viral blog
Hey have you read this DTFM post on nurturance culture? it's amazing
DTFM by Nora Samaran August 31, 2016
Related Words
DTFM • DTFMA • DTFMB • dtfmd • DTFMT
Diddy the Fuck Mao
Meaning: "Hurry the fuck up"
DTFM Asshat, we're already late
DTFM by Scorch12-200 September 8, 2007
Down to fuck my tits
Girl: Hey are you DTFMT??
Khyl: oh fuck yes!!!
DTFMT by Isabella Parichi January 2, 2011
Dump the Mother Fucker Already
"You caught him cheating again" I would have DTFMA'd him the first time.
DTFMA by Anthony Fewlass July 20, 2006
down to fuck my dude or down to fuck my dick
dtfmd?
dtfmd by Bella123456789 December 14, 2016
Down to finger my butthole
Mitch M: Yo bro whats up?
Caroline T: Nothing are you totally DTFMB?
Mitch M: Of course lets go right now.
Caroline T: Good I need to loosen up.
DTFMB by CCCordrey May 17, 2011
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