dry wit 

1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde

John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?"
John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!"
Jason: "Oh. cool."

dry wit by Kyle Kozmo August 6, 2006

Dry Cereal with a Fork 

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

Dry Cereal with a Fork by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

As dry as A witch's tit 

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

As dry as A witch's tit by rock musika September 3, 2021