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dry sandwich 

A type of sandwich which is dry and contains no butter and also is a person who gives dry stares into the dark abyss that is your life
Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

Dry-Sandwich 

A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.

Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero
Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?

Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion

Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad
Dry-Sandwich by Blabeadle September 15, 2020

21st Dry Sandwich Day

On the 21st of every month you must eat a dry sandwich to show your gratitude to the special day!
It’s 21st dry sandwich day !
Why are you happy to eat a dry sandwich..
Cause it’s a good day the 21st

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026