Dry Fish

Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.

Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!

by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016

As dry as a fish on a bbq

Vaginal dryness

Couldn't get it in mate, she was dry as a fish on a bbq

by SnowMinty September 15, 2018

Dryfish

When a Woman, usually a fiction Succubus or something like that, fucks a man so much that he dies via ejaculation.

Bro, Alma Elma completely dryfished that dude.
Man, when's the funeral?

by Noodle4402 May 9, 2020

dryfishing

trying to seduce someone (particularly a girl) without using any bait (e.g. gifts, money, or a date) to help persuade or lure them in to your desires.

To try and seduce a chick without taking her out or buying her nice things is dryfishing.

by Professor44 June 12, 2018