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drunk file 

When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.
Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.
drunk file by peteycrack April 8, 2010
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Drunkfident 

temporary state of extreme confidence fueled by alcohol.
One who is "Drunkfident" can easily approach women for conversation, (especially at bars).
Drunkfident by drocknroll March 30, 2011

drunkflecting

the act of being mad at someone else when its really yourself while intoxicated.
Reflecting on things while being drunk, or being upset at someone else when all along it was you while you are drunk or intoxicated in that nature is called "drunkflecting"
drunkflecting by KickRocks13 February 13, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026