drunk balls

The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking

Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out

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drunk balls by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010

balls drunk 

When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't

Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot

balls drunk by durak night August 7, 2010

Drunkball 

a drinking game involving 2 teams of 2, 2 beer cans per team, and a pong ball.
Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.

"Hey man, let's go play some drunkball."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."

Drunkball by flyer_rob_10 October 8, 2006

Albanian Dough-ball Dunk 

The sexual act in which a man puts his testicles into his partners rectum. His partner then proceeds to defecate over his scrotum at which point, the male removes his testicles and Teabag(s) his partner.

"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.

Albanian Dough-ball Dunk by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014

The Shaved Ballsack Drink 

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice

Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”

The Shaved Ballsack Drink by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023

Ball Dunk

When you sit on a public bar toilet and the water level is too high, resulting in your testicles plunging into the swamp.

Dude #1: what’s up?
Dude#2: not much eh, just got back from the crabby joes, don’t use the restrooms there, I ball dunked hard.

Ball Dunk by Clogbuster April 16, 2022