Druffel

A Druffel is someone who is mostly tall and skinny and gets lots of girl. Usually Druffel’s have small skinny dick and can’t find a girl that is loyal enough to stay with him for more than 2 weeks. Sadly Druffel’s don’t end up losing their virginity until they are in their late 40’s.

Friend:Hey man you look sad what’s wrong.
Druffel: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me for a guy that had a bigger dick than me.

Friend: What? Why I thought you had a big dick.
Druffel: Of course not I’m a fucking DRUFFEL!!

by Penis Cock Dick jr June 4, 2018

stuffin the duffel bag

when you fist fuck a girls pussy and ass at the same time.

she is all stretched out. i was stuffin the duffel bag last night.

by fayefaye9 April 27, 2009

New Jersey duffelbag

A very large, gaping, and over-used vagina.

"So Les, did you ever poke that Shirley chick?"

"Of course I did... Me and the whole football, basketball, hockey, baseball, and soccer team. That girl's got quite the new jersey duffelbag!"

by John Curtis January 5, 2009

Duffel Bag

When hooking up, wearing a condom under the boxers and pulling the pitched tent out of the unzipped fly of the pants to penetrate the female from behind with 2 layers of protection (condom and boxers).

Brant duffel bagged that poor girl...what a douche.

by agoodfriend November 8, 2008

Duffelbagging

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.

Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

by Mason McAwesome March 7, 2009

Druffed

To have another person's dandruff placed on you, usually forcibly and on purpose.

Guy 1: "That guy totally druffed you, you gonna just stand there and take it??"

Guy 2: "Aw hell naw, he gonna need a head n shoulders bath when im done wit him!"

by blegatron June 24, 2012

Duffel purse

A duffel purse is a large usually humongous purse (e.g. TNA and lulu bags) which requires a longer time to search for specific items due to the size. Duffel purse are made out of leather or canvas, mainly carrier by females or homosexuals with or without pride.

Used to carry the following items makeup, tampons, a book, smaller purses, mirrors, credit cards, lotion and etc.
Can be used for carrying bowling balls, human heads, kitchen sinks, stargate. All of which can summed up in one word a fuckload

the Security guards required to see I.D. and the woman spent a lengthy amount of time trying to locate the card purse that contained her I.D. through a fuckload of shit in her duffel purse.

by NaFurious June 10, 2010