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Dripping Faucet 

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.
Dripping Faucet by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

dripping faucet 

When you go to take a whizz, and after doing so you still feel a drop of pee needs to come out.
God dammit, just got out of the bathroom but I've got a dripping faucet

dripping faucet syndrome 

when leakage piss drips into a man boxers because he stopped to early and his body still wants to piss or he is trying to hold it in when he really needs to go.
Ex1: "Bob hurry up we're going to be late!"
"In a second woman do you want me to get dripping faucet syndrome!?"

Ex2: "Man I need to take a piss so bad I had dripping faucet syndrome all day."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026