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dream cream 

something that cums out of Bess's mouth when she is horny.
The guy in the green shirt had me squirting dream cream all over my pants.
dream cream by Nolan .G June 13, 2008

Dream Cream 

I awoke to a sudden influx of dream cream in my boxers.
Dream Cream by Lisa Chode February 4, 2010

Dream Cream 

Dream Cream is the magical secretion that comes prior to nap time.
Brooke make me sleepy after I give her the dream cream.
Dream Cream by HT?V June 8, 2018

Dream Cream 

The act of cumming while you dream; ie, wet dream
Cumming while you dream; dream cream
Dream Cream by Johnny Big Chair March 22, 2014

Dream Cream Pie 

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family
Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

killed the dream cream 

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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