n. an organization dealing with the writing and production of plays
characterized by:
-people wearing scarves indoors
-hats, esp. berets or top hats
-over enthusiasm
-hyperactivity
-unwarranted singing
-unwarranted dancing
-unwarranted friendliness/familiarity (imagine obtrusive, annoying
puppy)
-
bounce
-COMPETITION
-"individuals"
-the word "
random"
-random humor
-sexual humor
-Hitler jokes
-excessive in jokes, often combinations of the above
-emphasis of everything: EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT
-musical prejudice, i.e. "rap is
crap!"
-Regina Spektor fans (males/females)
-Led Zeppelin fans (males)
-
anarchy
-political anarchists and experimental anarchists (aka teenagers attempting eccentricity, see below)
-homosexuals and experimental homosexuals (aka heteros attempting eccentricity, see below)
-vegetarians and experimental vegetarians (aka omnivores attempting eccentricity, see below)
-Buddhists and experimental Buddhists (aka lapsed Christians attempting originality, see below)
-atheists
-crying
-losers suddenly having
friends
-cocky losers
-Trekkies
-High School Musical fans, naturally
-pretentious types who were totally moved by the Odyssey/Les Miserables/Scooby Doo, and therefore should totally get the part
-forced eccentricity, because it makes one so totally original, just like every other "eccentric" theater fag, so one has to be eccentric to fit in. (see irony)
-uninformed,
ignorant political discussions
-uninformed,
ignorant philosophical discussions
-everyday speech with
high-brow vocabulary words interjected, i.e., "
don't you LOVE- just like- wait- just, ELEEMOSYNARY, and then i was like, oh. and it was just so
random, and yeah", because theater fags are such "intelligent*", eloquent speakers
-everyday speech with foreign words or phrases interjected, see above
-love**
-hugs***
*because, of course, we never say "
smart", because that is too common and not eccentric and original enough for drama club. ergo, we say "intelligent", and use latin phrases such as "ergo".
**no one "likes" anything in drama club. like is an interjection. so like, we say "love", instead! like, "
don't you just LOVE Regina Spektor?" "I uber LOVE HER because like, she is so original INTELLIGENT and totally isn't shit at singing, no way! rap is
crap!" like isn't a strong enough word. so we have to say "Love", and add "uber" for even MORE emphasis, because "super" isn't like, foreign!
***we
don't greet each other any other way!
