Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

Vietnamese Land/Ice Dragon

an Alaskan Ice Dragon, But Instead Of The Recipients Sperm, It uses his or her Feces.

The Devil uses an Alaskan Ice Dragon on Me , Before Going all Vietnamese on my ass.
or
The Devil gave me a Vietnamese Land/Ice Dragon

by Jimmy The Noob May 8, 2014

Dragonlance

Very interesting series of fantasy novels. Based in the world of Krynn, Elves, Dwarves and Humans are merely the beginnings of the fun. With great authors, this series has evolved into a fiction of it's own.

Truely a great read.

by Greg April 13, 2004

Dragonland

A kick ass band from Sweden (Gothenburg) playing true symphonic/melodic power metal.

Astronomy is the best metal album of 2006. Obviously by Dragonland.

by Aurency July 6, 2008

Dragonlancer

BIGGEST NOOB EVER CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RING OF REGEN AND RING OF PROTECTION kakakak !!

Dragonlancer: waht shold i byu for ms????
Magiotehgreat: Nub.
Dragonlancer: me???
Magiotehgreat: Yes.
Dragonlancer: oh..... OK!!

by hawt April 12, 2005

dragonlance

Commonly known as a Fantasy series or roleplaying setting, the term actually originated as a testosterone spawned "contest" among certain "gaming" peoples.

My Dragonlance is SO bigger than yours!
Wait 'til you see my staff of Magius.

by Yon Callibrator November 16, 2004

dragonlance

A truly shitty, pathetic, and semi-literate bunch of "D&D" books that are more about marketing and cheap rp games than they are about REAL fanatasy. Fantasy cliches and horribly bad writing abound in this commercial wreck, I wouldn't read this crap if my life depended on it...If you want to read
GOOD fantasy pick up George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series or Robin Hobbs books...And they ARENT D&D so all you n00bs can suck my dick.

Dragonlancefan:Cool, the new dragonlance book is out!
LEET:Don't you think it odd no Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman novel has good reviews from any reputable publisher or science fiction magazine?
Dragonlancefan:Wow my level 29 half-elf bard just upgraded his armor by 19648 pts with a Crimson Crystal!

by Velvet January 5, 2005