the act of taking off someone's glasses while they're asleep, pooping across the bridge of the nose and pushing the glasses down until they're stuck to the face of the person sleeping.
last night Dru fell asleep geared up with his glasses on so i decided to portugese pin-down him since he waffle pressed my computer
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.