Douchefushe 

Douche’s that fushe.

“Hey Aiden, quit being a douchefushe!”

Douchefushe by ArrowFan June 8, 2018

douchewasher 

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

douchewasher by Telephony September 7, 2013

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007

douchefucker 

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009

doucheuser 

one who sticks things up their ass for it’s cleanliness and also for their personal enjoyment. can also be used to target someone who is a douche and and nobody likes because they smell like shit.

“your friend cooper is a real doucheuser!”

doucheuser by poopisfunnylol August 19, 2019

douchefuckersaurus 

Someone who displays obvious traits of douchefuckery and has an appearance similar to that of a dinosaur, a douchefuckersaurus.

He keeps saying things do get attention, his back is hunched over, and his arms are eight inches long, he's a douchefuckersaurus.

douchefuckersaurus by Witbomb October 10, 2011