douchebagocity 

1. The measurement of how much someone is being a douche.

Yesterday you were an ass and now your douchebagocity has raised.

douchebagocity by Cabooseness February 22, 2008

douchebagicity 

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag

I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity

douchebagicity by fred dugan April 20, 2008