douche worm
douche worm by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008
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douche worms
These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vagina and take up residence, much like an STD.
Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.
douche worms by Terik November 17, 2007
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Doucheworthy by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004
Doucheworm
Noun; A person that is such a douche bag that nothing else describes him/her.
The state of being directly after douche rocket. The lowest form or state of douche.
The state of being directly after douche rocket. The lowest form or state of douche.
Doucheworm by eminemmac10andezeallinone April 11, 2012
doucheformer
Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.
doucheformer by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010
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