douche worm 

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

douche worm by Jonathan T Rogers March 5, 2008

douche worms 

These mythical worm like creatures are said to live off bacteria that forms in old bottles of douche. Upon use they can travel into the woman's vagina and take up residence, much like an STD.

Jason: Hey Sally; have you ever consider checking your vagina for douche worms?
Sally: Douche worms, in my vagina?
Jason: Yeah, it's more likely than you think!
Sally: They're in me. I can feel it... I used an old bottle of douche last week, and I have been wondering where that tingling sensation has been coming from.

douche worms by Terik November 17, 2007

Doucheworthy 

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

Doucheworthy by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004

Doucheworm 

Noun; A person that is such a douche bag that nothing else describes him/her.

The state of being directly after douche rocket. The lowest form or state of douche.

Oh man did you see Chad's shoes today, he's such a doucheworm.

Doucheworm by eminemmac10andezeallinone April 11, 2012

doucheformer 

A douchebag in disguise.

Person 1: You just locked me out of the house!
Person 2: Haha, I know!
Person 1: I'm gonna have to kick you in the penis because you're a doucheformer.

doucheformer by CupcakessC: January 21, 2010