douche vomit 

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

douche vomit by belial47 May 20, 2008

doucheomitis 

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..

Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!

doucheomitis by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021