douche parade
douche parade by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007
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douche parade
A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
douche parade by gmastamort March 24, 2009
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douche bag parade
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Douche Paradox
Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.
When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.
Douche Paradox by DevinScud January 26, 2018
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