Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

Douchemelon

A douchebag that's abit more of a douche than usual

Something different to call someone

<Guy 1> Man, what a douche for cheating on that chick

<Guy 2> Na man, he a Douchemelon !

by Awesomeness man June 17, 2009

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016