Douche Head

Somebody with a very dirty head, or a another name for somebody that is a douche bag.

Girl: Hey, how are you?
Guy: It's over bitch.
Girl: What?
Guy: Go raise our kid.
Girl: Your such a douche head!
Guy: Cunt!

by Dumper-Bumper Bandit September 30, 2009

douche head

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.

Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me

by sythe February 12, 2005

Headline Douche

A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.

Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"

by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009

doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.

That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.

by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013

douchehead

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.

crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."

by mhm sure March 2, 2007