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Douche Cloud 

When someone in a public area hits an e-cigarette with everything they've got and blow out a huge vape cloud everyone now has to walk through.
Ugh, I walked through that Asshat's douche cloud and all I smell is Blue Razzbery Funk Jizz
Douche Cloud by Talamascaa April 15, 2017
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douche cloud 

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.
Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.
douche cloud by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

Douche Cloud 

The cloud of vape smoke that rolls out of someone’s car window when driving
There was this asshole in front of me letting the douche clouds roll from his 2003 Subaru.
Douche Cloud by BigManBomb78 April 21, 2019

douche cloud 

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.
I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.
douche cloud by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010

Douche Cloud 

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.
Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.
Douche Cloud by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

douche clouder 

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.
Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..
douche clouder by Dr.Coxx March 7, 2015

douchecloud 

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.
You're a douchecloud
douchecloud by i am hip October 20, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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