douch lord
douch lord by playboy124 November 3, 2017
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Douche Lord
Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery
Douche Lord by Pete Jones April 26, 2008
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Douche Lord
Douche Lord, noun. Any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. A douche lord is the so-called 'king' ('lord') of douches. Should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected President, Mayor, King, Il Duche, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. Typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak English, KNOWN FOR STEALING INNOCENTS' PHONES OFF BATHROOM HAND DRYERS, monochrome attire, and general cockiness for no evident reason.
Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.
Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.
That fucking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god damn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where I accidentally left it!
Douche Lord by mrsbrady November 26, 2010
Douche Lord
A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.
Douche Lord by BigDickBallerrrr March 2, 2011
douche lord
An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
douche lord by heartsluv January 10, 2010
Douche Lord
Douche Lord by melcourt August 25, 2010
douche-lord
The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass
"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."
"What a douche-lord"
"What a douche-lord"
douche-lord by katwoman007 February 24, 2010
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