douch lord 

the lord of all douch bags. the cops in gta call me a douch lord all the time

cop, get on the ground, you douch lord

douch lord by playboy124 November 3, 2017

Douche Lord

Someone who is such a Douche bag that douche bag doesn't sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery

George W Bush is the biggest Douche Lord we have ever had for a president.

Douche Lord by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

Douche Lord

Douche Lord, noun. Any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. A douche lord is the so-called 'king' ('lord') of douches. Should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected President, Mayor, King, Il Duche, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. Typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak English, KNOWN FOR STEALING INNOCENTS' PHONES OFF BATHROOM HAND DRYERS, monochrome attire, and general cockiness for no evident reason.

Common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, IN THE KITCHEN AT STAGS HEAD, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.

That fucking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god damn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where I accidentally left it!

Douche Lord by mrsbrady November 26, 2010

Douche Lord

A person who has surpassed the simple "douche bag" they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.

That dude is a major douche bag!" "Na man, hes surpassed that, hes a douche lord.

Douche Lord by BigDickBallerrrr March 2, 2011

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

douche lord by heartsluv January 10, 2010

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

Douche Lord by melcourt August 25, 2010

douche-lord 

The next step in the hierarchy of douche's. There is your regular douche-bag, then there is a souche-lord. Someone who goes above and beyond to be an ass

"I was thinking of giving him another chance when two girls said they hooked-up with him in one night."

"What a douche-lord"

douche-lord by katwoman007 February 24, 2010