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Double-Dick 

(Verb) - Either wearing one strap-on - in addition to the penis you have - or two strap-ons - in the absence of a preexisting penis - in order to double penetrate a partner without the help of a third individual
Brittney wanted a dp but she said she’s too committed to me for a threesome, so I double-dicked up.
Double-Dick by DaBabyLookalike February 23, 2021

double-dick  

1. double-dick, n.1 — a precarious situation; to be very involved at the busiest or most active stage of a situation or activity

2.double-dick, n2—bullshit, rubbish, nonsense. Sense the possiblity of a double-dick is damn near impossible.

3. double-dick, n.3 — 21st century dance originating in the south

4. double-dick, n.4 - a sex toy (see feeldoe)
1. I can’t talk right now, works got me caught up in a double-dick.

1a. When he’s in the middle of a double-dick, he don’t always have time to think things through.

2.He gave me some double-dick about why he couldn’t make it to the meeting.

2a. If that ain’t some double-dick, I don’t know what is.

Double-Dick 

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
Double-Dick by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017

double dick 

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks
My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.
double dick by JJJJJ April 21, 2006

Double Dick 

A guy who has a dick and also is a dick.
Girl: He is such a dick.
Boy: He also has dick.
Both: HE'S A DOUBLE DICK!!!!!!!!
Double Dick by UrbanMaster December 18, 2016

Double Dick 

Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row

Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.
Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"

Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"

Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"
Double Dick by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
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