double pun

1. a play on words that occurs when a person makes a pun within a pun, often followed by great excitement and a sense of accomplishment for the person who told it. this is a very powerful pun.

2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence

person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?

person 2: loose lips sink ships.

person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.

by dan trainor December 15, 2008

Double-Pun-itration

When two people are making puns at the same time.

I was part of a"double-pun-itration" last night, it was awful.

by N_E_K July 30, 2016

double punch

A synchronous punch to both the head and the vagina/cock.
Usually reserved for people that piss you off so much, they should feel immense pain, in the shortest amount of time.

Jodie kept coming and asking stupid questions, so i double punched the bitch. Now she's dead.

by MarkHC January 12, 2006

Double Punch-Kick

The Double Punch-Kick is a variation of the Punch-Kick which has become almost as feared as it's attack-of-origin. It differs only in that instead of only attacking with one side of the body, the assailant must jump with his entire body with all of his arms and legs extended.

Victim: I just bought a new Sean Kingston album, what do you think?
Assailant: Oh... you fag *Double Punch-Kicks*

OR

Victim: These are madnesses!
Assailant Madnesses? THESE! ARE! SPARTAS!
Victim: Ouch, you bastard, those hurt.

by Denny Blazen January 14, 2008

double punch

in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys buttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you're gun tear him.

1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.

2. "oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his ass!"

"yuh, that fist queen can't lay off the doublepunching."

by zippdidoo Da January 12, 2010

double punch

a double punch is a punch that uses both hands. it will knock the opponent at least 50 feet away.

10 miles away, people hear a sonic boom. they automatically say: Oh, double punch

by bamf10338 June 21, 2009

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011