double jump 

The highest degree of impossibility in the universe. Represented by the well-established physics equation 2(infinite/infinite) = GMm/R^2. This blatant disregard for the laws of gravity can be seen in several well-known video game titles. It is widely speculated that performing this move will send our universe into chaos. Up will become southeast, black will become orange -red (but not red-orange!), and unicorns and leprechans will escape from Narnia and spew forth from where the jump was committed. Existance as we know it will end as a orange-red hole (there's no black) will emerge and destroy Earth, the offender, everything, and even the universe. Nice job Mario.

He double jumped his way out of existance. Stupid bastard.

double jump by StutteringStan September 30, 2006

double jump 

a l33t counter strike player who pwns ppl in the face

double jump got a headshot on ass clown with and Mp5

double jump by a really good guy who loves your mom April 22, 2005

Double Jump 

Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.

Don't Double Jump, Your Lips Taste Like Bubblegum.

Double Jump by anonymous November 16, 2023

Double Jump Slap 

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".

Double Jump Slap by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019

Double jump nut 

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

Double jump nut by Crill March 9, 2020

Double R Jump 

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track

Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!

Double R Jump by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Double Fist Pump Jump 

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero

Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.

Double Fist Pump Jump by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010