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Dorney Park 

An amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It also has a water park built into it. It's very fun but still not better than Six Flags, but it's like a mini-six flags. it's the best place to go with family or friends. The only thing wrong with it is that they charge $19.99 (damn near $20.00 for funnel cakes) It's one of the most popular amusement parks on the East Coast of the US.
Tom: I'm bored as hell, whatever will I do this summer?
Ryan: Uh, dude... we can go to Dorney Park
Tom: Dude...
Ryan: Duddde...
Tom: Dudddddde...
Ryan: DUUUDE!!
Tom: Hell yeah...
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dorney park 

worst place in the world, never work there
dorney park sucks ass and john albino can kill my ass, mutha facko!
dorney park by big black ben August 26, 2003