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Doraitis
Doraitis (noun)
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
"Girl, your phone is literally in your pocket. You got Doraitis or something?"
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
Doraitis by Sillybillyvanilly328 May 28, 2025
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026