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That person is devoted to doowism as they are a prat
doowism by Lynx_x November 23, 2020
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Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz from the show Phineas and Ferb. DrDoofensmirtz is our lord and savior.
I believe in doofism, and you should too!
Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020
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Door-To-Doorism 

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.
Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism
A cult mate by Tate. All followers must never abuse doors
Hey doorism is cool you should buy a shirt
Doorism by danny_wegman January 7, 2019
Doofism is the religion of DrDoofensmirtz, our lord and savior.
I believe in Doofism, you should too!
Doofism by Doofism Believer October 13, 2020
the act of being ignorant or stupid. dumb as shit. clueless.
that was a total doofism when he threw the ball to second base when the play was at first base
doofism by silent shiznit May 20, 2010
When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.
A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'
dooism by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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