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doonied

the act of betraying, cheating, lying to a significant other.
she slept with your co-worker? haha, you got "doonied"
by Hawkspirit September 25, 2005
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doonie demon

A member of the female sex that will have all LIMPS (Simps that take Ls) at their disposal. Pioneered by the Dojo sensei “Tykwondoe”
“Y’all already know what power level this doonie demon is on.”

“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
by Areliart November 8, 2021
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Doonies

“I know she be at Motel 6 getting her doonies beat down!’ -kyahnextdoor on Tiktok
by Iylia January 18, 2021
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Doonie

A Doonie is a Vagina... Term was Popularized by YN Louie & YN Jay. In songs they mention "beating peoples doonies down" which is the verbal phrase for Doonies. which means the same as beating up a pussy or fuckung the shit outta someone.

In Context :
" Man I Beat Her Doonies Down"
by Biom February 9, 2021
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doonie

(aka vagina) a moist, warm house for the penis.
get your doonie out
by Booya Gumski June 16, 2004
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Beat them doonies down

To smash, to hit her from the back.
I took her to the back and beat them doonies down
by mcsexy February 19, 2021
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Dookiedeker

Noun
A person that has a fear of shitting in a public washroom with someone else there, so they feign urinating until the other(s) leave. They then rush to a stall to do their business.
From Dookie, a shit or turd, and Deke, a sports term to psyche-out someone.

Here are 3 types of Dookiedekers:
1. The Average Dookiedeker: Usually a workmate that migrates to the washroom mid-afternoon. They've been dreading taking a dump at work, but can't hold it in any longer. Upon noticing someone at a urinal, they’ll pretend to use one too. Having people know you shit at work isn’t an option. Since they’ve been pinching tightly since lunch, urination is risky. The moment they leave, the DD runs straight to the stall. If someone’s in a stall, they’ll leave and wait for them to finish. When they try again, there'll be no time to deke.

2. The Smart Dookiedeker: This one accepts defeat earlier than the Average. They’ll attempt the throne earlier in the day, knowing there’s no point in waiting. This allows them more attempts to perform the deke, as well as even possibly piss while clenching

3. The Hopeless Dookiedeker: These will have held it in as long as possible before they cave in. It’s rare that this deke ever works. Once at the urinal, sweat will bead on their forehead. Then the Toilet Radar kicks in. In front of your urinal neighbor, you will accept your fate and run to a stall.

Witnesses will jest of your flounder for years to come
"Did you hear about Mackowski?? He just caved while trying to be a dookiedeker!"
"Oh thank god he left. Dookiedeker: success!"
by Basque JRED January 13, 2015
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