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(N). you know your a grandma doo doo when

1. you wear full wig weaves with streaks (doesn't matter what color)
2. you wear your house shoes around in public!!
3.you wear clip on earrings so your stretched out holes don't show
4. wear costume jewlery
5.long toenails crusted chipped toe polish

6.never shave your legs anymore

7.raised a doo mama or daddy
8.wear silk nightgowns as a regular shirt
9.lives as a full time sitter for the bay bay kids while your daughter lacrenshaw works that pole at night

10.always wearing a Bluetooth
laquaanda:AYY (yelling from 3blocks around the corner) DASHAWN!! you better get your black ass over here before I beat you with my house shoe!

Terrance: damn YOU HEAR that Jermaine that's a true doo doo grandma
by Lolizzel June 22, 2010
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