don't drop the soap 

Good advice when going to jail. Drop the soap in the shower, bend over to pick it up, take it in the ass from a well endowed man named Conswalo.

I told John don't drop the soap in jail, but he did anyways. Whoops.

don't drop the soap by Big_Disraeli September 17, 2008

Don't Drop the Soap 

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't Drop the Soap by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020

Don't Drop the Soap 

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).

1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"

Don't Drop the Soap by enociz September 29, 2015

don't drop the soap 

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-

"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"

don't drop the soap by tbtbtb876 December 27, 2007

don't drop the soap 

Don't drop the soap is a phrase which means that in jail if you drop the soap you will have to bend over to get it and thats when a man named Miguel will rape you.

Don't drop the soap Miguel is waiting for newcomers like you

don't drop the soap by as141 June 10, 2011

Don't drop the soap! 

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.

Don't drop the soap! by Michael J. M. April 21, 2004

Don't drop the soap! 

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

Don't drop the soap! by FrickFrack July 28, 2014