dollar dodger 

A dollar dodger is an individual who attempts to avoid paying for something by using an excuse for not having cash.

Rich forgot his wallet again, I can't believe how much of a dollar dodger he is.

dollar dodger by Rom-iz-el May 30, 2009

Donger Dollar 

A fake internet currency used to buy dank memes

Man #1: I will sell my dank memes for $5 donger dollars.
Man #2: It a deal

Donger Dollar by SilentBlue101 July 1, 2016