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small sword or dagger, also Bible. the Holy Bible which is know as the Sword of the Spirit
Dolk- Dutch word for a secondary weapon for close combat. Dagger or short sword or
"The Bible" is also know as the Sword of the Spirit
Ephesians 6:17
And take THE HELMET OF SALVATION, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.
dolk by jaycee lee December 9, 2008
Dolk both a weapon and a male cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Police man: He killed him with his huge dolk.
Peter: Ooh that must have hurt
Police man: Jaer it went deep
A beautiful successful tibetan girl with great talents
she is such a dolkar
Dolkar by holla9898 July 1, 2011
We're eating broccoli again? Who do you think I am? Dolker?
Dolker by anonymous November 21, 2020

The DolkFest 

Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"
I gave my boss the dolkfest today, it was so amazing!!
The DolkFest by shazzam100009 January 4, 2010
One who is excessivley inconsiderate of others, rude, over-bearing, and spits alot when speaking. Said people are often regarded as the lowest form of human life.
Variations of the term include dolkos, dolko, and dolkism
Man, that jerk is such as dolkass.
Well he just had a dolkism.
Dolkass by czar117 January 13, 2009
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