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doing time

A: "Hey man, what' up? where's Jack?"
B: "Oh, don't you know? He's doing time since the cops got him selling drugs."
doing time by Wildflower(F) March 9, 2010
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Doing time on planet earth! 

Just going through the motions of life, Showing no real gusto to accomplish anything meaningful with your existence. A Humdrum person
Bossman: Hey Jason will you give me somesort of effort today??
Co-worker: No way dude, He's just Doing time on planet earth!

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy? 

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave 

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

doin' time 

1. In jail.
2. An awesomely bodacious song by the former SoCal band Sublime, with a heavy dancehall bass line and funky synthesizer. Not to mention vocals from the late great Brad Nowell.
1. Aw man! I was caught streakin' and now I'm doin' time!
2. Doin' Time by Sublime is all you need for some good dancin' in the summertime!
doin' time by dementeddonkey March 3, 2007

Doin' Time 

Time to get things done because you cannot mess around anymore.

Made Famous by Sublime
Let's go, get your shit together, it is doin' time now.
Doin' Time by Smartassextradornaire January 21, 2009
Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?
Doin time by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
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