doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 01, 2019

Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

by LennyDipp June 30, 2016

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 08, 2021

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 02, 2019