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doing a Dean 

Verb.

The act of taking a shit and smoking a bowl at the same time. Reported to be twice as relaxing (taking a dump is a very relaxing experience) and smoking a bowl (which is super chill).

If you don't know how to chill, though, you get a swirly.
*Text message*

Mark: "hey bro you wanna hang at the party? I heard Stef and Amanda are gonna be there"

Jo: "Sounds good bro, just doing a Dean then gonna have a chat with the bathmat"
doing a Dean by Magnum Mayhem July 7, 2011
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Doing a Dean 

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general
*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"
Doing a Dean by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Dean Ding-A-Ling

Dean Ding-A-Ling is the professional pseudonym used by 20-inch penis porn pioneer Brandon Dean.
Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!
Dean Ding-A-Ling by Bobby Sox May 15, 2005
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