dog welder 

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

dog welder by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Dog shit welder 

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

Dog shit welder by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

Dogwelder 

A superhero with the power to weld dogs to peoples faces.

Oh Jesus!, It's Dogwelder!.... Bark! Bark! AAAAAAggghhh!

Dogwelder by loolinator January 27, 2007