Dogwelder 

A superhero with the power to weld dogs to peoples faces.

Oh Jesus!, It's Dogwelder!.... Bark! Bark! AAAAAAggghhh!

Dogwelder by loolinator January 27, 2007

dogwalker 

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs

-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!

dogwalker by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogwalker 

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.

"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

Dogwalker by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 23, 2007

dog welder 

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!

Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!

dog welder by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Dogwalker 

Someone so ugly, they have to get a job working with dogs to look good

That girl is such a dogwalker, I can't believe she has a man.
There's a reason that DW lives off his parents...

Dogwalker by rerod October 4, 2011

dogwalker..tbh 

he tells u to choke and d1e when ur right. he’s also kind of cool and sexy i guess … only sometimes. his account is rlly weird though

person: hey did you watch dogwalker..tbh’s latest video?
person: yeah i did he’s weird

person: i know

dogwalker..tbh by louiscore June 12, 2021

dogwalker 

a person who takes their clothes off for the sole purpose of having rude, drunk and in most instances perverted men stare, yell and degrade them for the whopping sum of $1.

Often used discreetly while in the company of "important" people as to not allow this "important" person to know what you are talking about.

To be used in the place of the most commonly known : stripper

(as his boss walks by)
Eric: "So, How long has Fantasia been a Dogwalker?"
Roo: " About 5 Month's. And she loves it."

dogwalker by Shox August 18, 2004