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Dogwelder 

A superhero with the power to weld dogs to peoples faces.
Oh Jesus!, It's Dogwelder!.... Bark! Bark! AAAAAAggghhh!
Dogwelder by loolinator January 27, 2007
Words you can keep

dogwalker 

A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... aka dogs
-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plain dogs!
dogwalker by nowaxxy22-MWM May 12, 2011

Dogwalker 

Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"

"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."

dog welder 

The scientific term for the magnetron tube used to generate microwaves in a common microwave oven. Purportedly, if these tubes are removed from the safe confines of the oven and energized they will generate enough energy to weld two dogs together. Hot damn!
Oh man, is that a used microwave? Let's crack that sucker open and make one bad-ass dog welder!
dog welder by B. B. Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Dogwalker 

Someone so ugly, they have to get a job working with dogs to look good
That girl is such a dogwalker, I can't believe she has a man.
There's a reason that DW lives off his parents...
Dogwalker by rerod October 4, 2011

dogwalker..tbh 

he tells u to choke and d1e when ur right. he’s also kind of cool and sexy i guess … only sometimes. his account is rlly weird though
person: hey did you watch dogwalker..tbh’s latest video?
person: yeah i did he’s weird

person: i know
dogwalker..tbh by louiscore June 12, 2021

dogwalker 

a person who takes their clothes off for the sole purpose of having rude, drunk and in most instances perverted men stare, yell and degrade them for the whopping sum of $1.

Often used discreetly while in the company of "important" people as to not allow this "important" person to know what you are talking about.

To be used in the place of the most commonly known : stripper
(as his boss walks by)
Eric: "So, How long has Fantasia been a Dogwalker?"
Roo: " About 5 Month's. And she loves it."
dogwalker by Shox August 18, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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