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1. Serve a prison sentence.

2. Serve a hitch in the military, especially if drafted.

3. Get grounded.
After spending most of his teen years doing time (3) for the rents, the kid couldn't wait, so he upped and did time (2) as soon as he could. That got old, so he split before his time was up, got caught, did some time (1) in the big house, and still had to do the rest of his time when he got out. It was getting to be a habit.
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To do time is to serve a prison sentence.
If I get caught then I ain't snitching, I can do time
Do time by Corn-Sizzurp May 13, 2021

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

What time do legs open baby? 

A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.

do da time, do da crime

Spitefully doing something in which you have already been falsely accused.

It means if someone accuses you of something and you didn't do it; then you might as well go ahead and do whatever it is that they think you did because they are convinced that you are guilty.
"Nakita, I know you have been gettin all up on my boyfriend," accused Tasha. "Nuh uh, I ain't want that nappy head nigga," replied Nakita. "Uh huh, I seen you flirtin with him," insisted Tasha. (Tasha is paranoid and convinced Nakita wants her man and since she'll never believe otherwise, Nakita should seduce Tasha's man right in her face.)"B-tch, you wanna see somebody getting up on yo man; I'll show you somebody gettin up on yo man. Do da time, do da crime," tormented Nakita as she rubs up on Tasha's man right in front of Tasha.

What time do gay people go to sleep? 

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

How much clean time do you have 

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! πŸ˜€
Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?