dlicia
A rare species of duck. Known for their godly complex and fluent English; they are the only other literate animal species to exist. A distinguishable feature of theirs is a long, dark, thick mane of hair. They are also known to experience hallucination, usually in the form of "paparazzi", and can also be described as "stoned Shakespear".
Anon 1: "I- is that person high?"
Anon 2: "Nope, it's a duck."
Anon 1: "I beg your pardon?"
Anon 2: "It's a duck, not a person. A common misconception, the hair is quite the allusion."
Anon 1: "..."
Anon 2: "..."
Anon 1: "...the, uh, 'duck', is sitting on the middle of the road and singing a nursery rhyme."
Anon 2: "Oh, it's just a Dlicia, don't worry about it."
Anon 2: "Nope, it's a duck."
Anon 1: "I beg your pardon?"
Anon 2: "It's a duck, not a person. A common misconception, the hair is quite the allusion."
Anon 1: "..."
Anon 2: "..."
Anon 1: "...the, uh, 'duck', is sitting on the middle of the road and singing a nursery rhyme."
Anon 2: "Oh, it's just a Dlicia, don't worry about it."
dlicia by bowtoyourgod November 10, 2021
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