djamahl

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djamahl is a guy with very blue eyes and curly hair and looks like a broccoli. he can be really nice and is real funny but sometimes it’s fun to just tell him to stfu. djamahl is around 5’9 and can beat anyone in a race apart from 4’9 fossilised humans. he works part time as a grade A dickhead and likes giving out nicknames to all his friends.

-“oh this asshole texted me last night and gave me a weird harry potter nickname”
-“oh really? what’s his name?”
-“djamahl.”

djamahl by ronda4’9 December 26, 2020

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Djamael

Male.
Definitely a delinquent, but sweet and generous at heart.
He may take advantage of a girl's body, but if he truly loves her, he's one of the best boyfriends a girl can ask for. He will always take her back and keep her for as long as she'll have him.

Extremely loyal, he understands family ties excruciatingly well due to his parental problems and treats his friends as his father should have treated him...
He's not perfect, but you to have to deserve him, you really really do.
At first, he may seem like an everyday macho man, but he's really as soft and as gooey as a marshmallow. :3

God I love Djamael, he's such a sweetheart.

Djamael by Becauseiregret October 2, 2012

Related Words

djamahl • Djamael • Djamala • Syndrome de Djamal

Djamala

A hot bitch with commitment issues ❤

Are you in love with djamala, too?

Djamala by Poepie12 November 22, 2021

Syndrome de Djamal

Syndrome de Djamal :

il s'agit d'un syndrome pathologique qui se transmet en parlant ou en interagissant avec une personne atteinte de ce syndrome. Les symptômes les plus connus de ce syndrome sont des blagues idiotes ou une manipulation de mots pouvant provoquer un inconfort, une confusion, une envie de pleurer ou de vomir. , ou peuvent parfois entraîner des spasmes musculaires. À ce jour, il n’existe aucun traitement contre cette maladie faute d’études à ce sujet, mais une des précautions est de fermer les oreilles lorsqu’une personne infectée raconte une blague, etc.

syndrome de Djamal
comment appelle-t-on un rat qui marche assis, un raccourcis

Syndrome de Djamal by yacin.in4K January 31, 2024

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026