ditch monkey

The lowest pecking order of social class. Someone who wouldn't hesitate to snort a line of cocaine off a toilet seat while giving a bum a hand job.

"If that worthless ditch monkey didn't smell like urine and heroin farts, I would offer to buy him a meal."

by Kneezel July 16, 2008

dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

by dtaft March 9, 2009

dutch monkey

To fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.

Hey honey! Little Johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

by DarkLush February 17, 2009

Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021

Dutch Money

An angel cake topped with tiny weed sprinkles mixed with velociraptor sperm as the filling, usually contains a smell of herbal pee, but the taste kind of reminds you of the day you had your first blow job. The cake is also usually topped off with a dollar in different ranges of value.

Im gonna go feed meh bebes some Dutch Money so brb m8.

by Xx_69_xX February 4, 2016